The raws were pulled (real-time) from: https://www.xs222.tw/html/22/22342/13925577.html
“Call… I finally caught up with the supermarket sale. Today’s vegetables are really cheap…”

    “呼……总算赶上超市特卖了,今天的蔬菜真便宜啊……”

    傍晚。

Evening.

    当埼玉提着两大袋特价蔬菜和肉类回家的时候,发现自家门口多了一个手里捧着食品袋的小小身影。

When Saitama came home with two large bags of special vegetables and meat, she found a little silhouette with a food bag in her hand at the door.

    啊……

what……

    脸色有点难看呢,这个小孩……

The face is a bit ugly, this child…

    找出钥匙,打开公寓房门,然后走了进去,随手关门,一套动作行云流水,完全没有空隙。

Find the key, open the apartment door, then walk in, close the door, a set of moving clouds and flowing water, no gaps.

    “嘭”的一声。

“嘭”.

    门外想要跟进来的时之界王神卡伊一头撞在了房门上。

Outside the door Supreme Kai Kay slammed into the door when he wanted to follow up.

    听见声响,埼玉回头,又拉开了房门,往外看去。

Hearing the sound, Saitama turned back and opened the door again, looking out.

    正看见卡伊捂着额头,蹲在地上喊疼。

I was seeing Kay licking the forehead and kneeling on the floor and shouting pain.

    “混蛋!!!”

“bastard !!!”

    小萝莉愤怒的抬起头,朝着埼玉喊道:“你干嘛关门!?别无视我啊!喂!!!”

Little Lolita angry raised the head and shouted at Saitama: “Why are you closing the door!? Don’t ignore me Ah! Hello!!!”

    “唔……”

“Well……”

    埼玉看着这个小姑娘,一脸茫然:“……你谁啊?”

Saitama looks at this Young Miss, with a blank face: “… Who are you Ah?”

    ……

……

    这……

This……

    这个秃头居然把自己忘了!

This baldy actually forgot himself!

    忽然间晴天霹雳,卡伊大受打击,一脸消沉的找个角落又缓缓蹲了下去。

Suddenly, the blue sky was smashed, Kay was hit hard, and a face that looked depressed was slowly slammed down.

    身为本世界唯一一个具有唯一性的神,卡伊觉得自己应该是十分特殊的,就算没有高人一等,但身为界王神多少也应该有点牌面的。

As the only unique God in the world, Kay feels that he should be very special, even if there is no superiority, but as Supreme Kai, it should be a little more.

    结果才十年而已,这个秃头居然就已经不记得自己是谁了……

The result is only ten years. This baldy is always ready to remember who he is…

    “是我!我啊!”

“It’s me! My Ah!”

    卡伊用手指着自己,愤怒的朝着埼玉大声喊道:“时之界王神!想起来了吗?就算没有想起来,你看见有人站在你家门口,至少也应该请客人进去坐坐的吧!?”

Kay pointed at himself and shouted in anger at Saitama: “Supreme Kai! When did you think about it? Even if you didn’t think of it, you saw someone standing at your doorstep, at least you should invite the guests to sit in. Ok!?”

    “……啊,这样啊。”

“…ah, that’s it.”

    埼玉咸鱼的挠了挠头,虚着眼睛道:“……虽然还是没想起来,不过你这么说了,就进来喝杯茶吧。”

Saitama’s salted fish scratched his head, and Hollow looked at the eyes: “…I still didn’t think about it, but if you say so, come in for a cup of tea.”

    虽然还想说点什么,不过酝酿了半天,卡伊最后还是叹了口气。

Although I still want to say something, but for a long time, Kay finally sighed.

    “打扰了。”

“excuse me.”

    把手里捧着的食品袋递给了埼玉,卡伊双手背在身后,十分有风度有礼貌的说道:“这是初次拜访的见面礼,我在路口买的。”

Handing the food bag in his hand to Saitama, Kay’s bowl hands are behind him, very polite and polite: “This is the first time to meet, I bought it at the intersection.”

    “啊,是板栗呢。”

“Ah, it’s chestnut.”

    收到礼物,埼玉的态度明显热情起来了,连一直好像没睡醒的死鱼眼也明亮了很多。

After receiving the gift, Saitama’s attitude was obviously warm, and even the dead fish eyes, which seemed to be awake, were much brighter.

    带着卡伊到屋里坐下以后,埼玉还特意给她倒了杯新买的红茶。

After taking Kay to sit down in the room, Saitama also specially poured a cup of freshly bought black tea.

    “多谢。”

“many thanks.”

    卡伊接过红茶,小小的抿了一口,然后抬头说道:“贸然拜访有些唐突,不过有件事被拜托了,某个第七宇宙的破坏神希望我能来请你去参加由全王大人举办的力之大会……”

Kay took the black tea, took a small sip, and then looked up and said: “There are some abrupt calls, but something has been asked. The God of Destruction of a seventh universe hopes that I can come and join you by Zeno. Sir’s force convention…”

    “力之大会是啥?”

“Is the convention of force?”

    埼玉喝了口红茶,抓了几个板栗剥开:“是某种类似于感谢祭的东西吗?”

Saitama drank a cup of tea and grabbed a few chestnuts and peeled it off: “Is it something like a thank you offering?”

    “是由全王举办,一共十二个宇宙高手参加的武道会混战。”

“It was organized by Zeno, and a total of MNUMial Arts participated in the 12 universe’s Expert.”

    卡伊的脸色不知道为什么有些沉重:“因为每个宇宙都要选出十个人报名,所以破坏神比鲁斯就想起了曾经一击把希特打败的你……”

Kay’s face doesn’t know why it’s a bit heavy: “Because every universe has to choose ten people to sign up, God of Destruction Beerus remembers you who once defeated Hit…”

    “那不是很麻烦吗?”

“Isn’t that very trouble?”

    埼玉往嘴里扔了两颗板栗,一边咀嚼一边眨着死鱼眼:“完全不想去呢。”

Saitama threw two chestnuts into his mouth and chewed on the dead fish eyes: “I don’t want to go at all.”

    原本以为卡伊会继续劝说,不过意料之外的,卡伊却是点了点头。

Originally thought that Kay would continue to persuade, but unexpectedly, Kay was nodded.

    “不去也好。”

“Not going.”

    沉默了一会,卡伊把红茶喝完,站了起来就要离开:“那是一场关乎宇宙灭亡与生存的比赛,如果战败,所属的宇宙就会被全王大人消灭,连同破坏神一起……就算再强,也绝对反抗不了全王大人,你不是那个世界的人,的确没必要去参加这种赌上性命的武道会……”

After a moment of silence, Kay finished drinking the black tea and stood up and left: “That is a match about the demise and survival of the universe. If defeated, the belonging universe will be destroyed by Zeno Sir, together with the God of Destruction. … Even if you are strong, you can’t resist Zeno Sir. You are not the one in World. There is no need to go to the Martial Arts that will be gambling…”

    “只凭着兴趣就要把宇宙消灭掉……”

“On the basis of interest, we must destroy the universe…”

    “真是可笑……”

“It’s ridiculous…”

    “做这种事……算什么神嘛……”

“Doing this kind of thing… what kind of god…”

    ……

……

    说完,卡伊就要离开。

After that, Kay is leaving.

    可就在这时……

But at this time…

    “……啊,请等一下。”

“…ah, please wait.”

    埼玉忽然开口问道:“能和我仔细说说是怎么回事吗?”

Saitama suddenly started to talk and asked: “Can you tell me carefully what is going on?”

    卡伊有些诧异的回头。

Kay looked a little surprised.

    在她的视线中,一个连画风也改变了的认真脸秃头坐在那里,整个人的气质变得完全不一样了!

In her sight, a serious face baldy who has changed her style has also been sitting there, and the temperament of the whole person has become completely different!

    “好,好的……”

“Okay, okay…”

    卡伊有些怔然的停住了脚步,又转身重新坐了下来。

Kay paused a little, and turned and sat down again.

    花了大约十分钟,卡伊把这场武道会的来历和凶险全部告诉了埼玉。

It took about ten minutes, and Kay told Saitama all the origins and dangers of this Martial Arts.

    某天。

Someday.

    全王因为觉得宇宙有些多,而产生了想要消灭部分宇宙的想法。

Because Zeno feels that there are a lot of universes, it has the idea of ​​destroying some universes.

    恰巧孙悟空去拜访,请求举办十二宇宙范围内的武道会。

It happened that Son Goku went to visit and asked for the Martial Arts conference in the 12 universe range.

    全王觉得武道会可能会很有趣,于是通知十二宇宙的破坏神,举办了力之大会,并格外给予胜出宇宙“不被消灭”的奖励。

Zeno felt that Martial Arts might be interesting, so he informed the 12 universe’s God of Destruction, organized a force convention, and especially rewarded the universe for “not being eliminated”.

    ……

……

    埼玉一脸嫌弃:“喂喂……这算什么奖励啊……”

Saitama looked awkward: “Hey hey… what a reward…”

    “的确很糟糕。”

“It’s really bad.”

    卡伊叹了口气:“但诸神什么也不敢说,因为如果惹恼了全王,可能立刻就会被消灭,现在至少有了生存下去的希望,大家都在努力召集战士,想要获得比赛的胜利……”

Kay sighed: “But the gods dare not say anything, because if you provoke Zeno, you may be wiped out immediately. Now at least hope to survive, everyone is trying to call Warrior and want to get a match. victory……”

    埼玉若有所思的点了点头:“那情况还真是糟糕呢。”

Saitama is thoughtfully nodded: “That’s really bad.”

    “是啊。”

“Yes.”

    卡伊低着头,情绪明显低落:“不论是谁胜出,最终都会有十一个宇宙被消灭,为了生存,大家都变成了敌人。”

Kay lowered his head and his mood was obviously low: “No matter who wins, there will eventually be eleven universes destroyed. In order to survive, everyone becomes an enemy.”

    “我明白了……”

“I understand……”

    埼玉说着,站起身来,从身后的壁橱里拿出了那件久违的黄色紧身衣和红色塑胶手套:“这场比赛,我参加。”

Saitama said, got up and took out the long-lost yellow tight clothes and red plastic gloves from the behind the closet: “This match, I am attending.”

    “唉?”

“Ugh?”

    原本只是想找个人发发牢骚的卡伊没想到埼玉忽然改变了主意,一时间竟有些手足无措。

Originally, Kay did not expect Saitama to change his mind, and he was somewhat helpless.

    “喂,那可是失败就会被消灭的比赛啊!”

“Hey, that’s the match Ah!”

    卡伊觉得可能是自己没有说清楚,连忙再一次提醒道:“而且你不属于那个平行宇宙,就算那个宇宙被消灭了也不会影响到你,你根本没必要承担这种风险……”

Kay felt that he might not have made it clear. He quickly reminded me: “And you don’t belong to that parallel universe. Even if the universe is destroyed, it won’t affect you. You don’t have to bear this risk…”

    “我是英雄。”

“I am hero.”

    “遇到不对的事情,没理由放任不管吧?”

“Is there a reason to be wrong, no reason to let it go?”

    埼玉一边换衣服,一边用最简单的画风随口说着:“不能被拜托了才行动,不论是英雄还是海军都是这样,有那么多人可能会死,要我坐在这里吃板栗……”说到这里,最后的红色手套拉紧,转身挥动披风,握紧拳头:

Saitama changed his clothes and said with the simplest style of painting: “You can’t be acted upon, whether it’s hero or Marine. There are so many people who may die. I want to sit here and eat chestnut… “When it comes to this, the last red glove is tightened, turned and waved the cloak, clenched the fist:

    “我可咽不下去啊。”

“I can’t swallow it.”

    恍惚间,卡伊仿佛看见了一颗太阳正在冉冉升起!

In the meantime, Kay seems to have seen a Sun rising!

    平淡普通的语调。

Plain and plain tone.

    竟有一种难以言喻的安全感和值得被人信赖!

There is an indescribable sense of security and worthy of being trusted!

    此刻。

now.

    英雄,到来。

Hero, come.

    正义执行!

Justice execution!

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